I had a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were stacked against me.
How do you make seven an even number? Take off the s.
A woman goes to the doctor and says her husband wants to have intense s** all day every day and asks what she should give him. The doctor replies, my number.
4, 6, 8, and 9 were killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
I won a million dollars so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity .Now I have $999,999.75